Funny Jokes For Kids - Part 2



Q. How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
A. They wave!.

Q. Where do cows go for entertainment?
A. To the moo-vies!

Q. What animal needs to wear a wig?
A. A bald eagle!

Q. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she will let it go!

Q. Why did the math book look so sad?
A. Because it had so many problems!

Q. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
A. That hit the spot!

Q. Where do ants like to eat?
A. At the restaurant!

Q.What kind of dogs cry the most?
A. A chi-wah-wah (Chihuahua)

Q. What did Father Buffalo say before his son went to school?
A. Bison (bye son)!

Q. What kind of bird doesn’t have any teeth?
A. A gummy bear!

Q. A cowboy arrives at the ranch on Sunday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday.How is that possible?
A. His horse was named Friday!

Q. Why is 6 terrified of 7?
Because 7 “8” 9!

Q. Which superhero hits home runs?
A. Batman!

Q. Why did the bird get in trouble at school?
A. For tweeting on a test!

Q. Why is a football stadium always cold?
A. It has lots of fans!

Q. How does a barber drive to work?
A. He takes shortcuts!

Q. What kind of shoes do frogs love?
A. Open-toad!

Q. Where do most horses live?
A. In neigh-borhoods!

Q. Which planet loves to sing?
A. Nep-tune!

Q. Why did the peanut get into a rocket?
A. He wanted to be an astro-nut!

Q. What fruit do twins love?
A. Pears!

Q. How do bees brush their hair?
A. With honeycombs!

Q. Why won’t peanut butter tell you a secret?
A.He’s afraid you’ll spread it!

Q. Who eats snails?
A. People who don’t like fast food!

Q.Why did the banana visit the doctor?
A. He wasn’t peeling well!

Q. Why did the computer get sick?
A. It caught a virus!

Q. Why was the broom late to school?
A. It over-swept!

Q. What is the strongest animal in the sea?
A. Mussels!

Q. What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay?
A. A bagel!

Q. What color do cats prefer?
A. Purr-ple

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It’s tricera-bottom!

Q. What is a sleeping dinosaur?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What kind of pizza do dogs eat?
A. Pup-peroni pizza!

Q. How do you help a baby astronaut fall asleep?
A. You rock-et!

Q. If cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
A. Their paws!

Q. What do cats wear to bed?
A. Paw-jamas!

Q. What do you call a famous turtle?
A. A shell-ebrity!

Q. What makes a sick lemon feel better?
A. Lemon-aid!

Q. How does Spiderman do research?
A. On the World Wide Web!

Q. What’s the largest gem on earth?
A. A baseball diamond!

Q. What do you get if you dip a cat in chocolate?
A. A Kitty-Kat bar!

Q. What food is never on time?
A. Choco-late!

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