Funny Jokes For Kids - Part 3

 

 

Q. What cookie flavor do monkeys love?
A. Chocolate Chimp!

Q. Why do hurricanes wear a monocle to see?
A. Because they have one eye!

Q. What did the clock ask the watch?
A. Hour you doing?

Q. What’s the most famous fish?
A. They’re shell-fish!

Q. Why are fish so intelligent?
A. Because they live in schools!

Q. What kind of fish loves going to battle?
A. A swordfish!

Q.What nut has the most money?
A. A cashew!

Q.What do you call a cow who plays the trumpet?
A. A moo-sician!

Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
A. Arrrrgh-entina!

Q. Why can’t Dalmatians win at hide and seek?
A. Because they’re always spotted!

Q. What do newborn kittens wear?
A. Dia-purrs!

Q. What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!

Q. Name Spiderman’s favorite month?
A. Web-ruary!

Q. What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal?
A. Launch!

Q. Why can’t noses be 12 inches long?
A. They’d be a foot!

Q. What does it sound like when a nut sneezes?
A. Ca-shew!

Q. Where do smart burgers sit?
A. On honor rolls!

Q. Which holiday do cows enjoy most?
A. Moo-Year’s Day!

Q. Why can’t bicycles stand on their own?
A. They’re two-tired!

Q. What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
A. Cheerios!

Q. How do ice hockey players stay cool?
A. They sit next to the fans!

Q. How do bees brush their hair?
A. With honeycombs!

Q.Why did the piano teacher need a ladder?
A.To reach the high notes!

Q. What kind of fishing bait do librarians use?
A. Book-worms!

Q.Which state is the smartest?
A. Alabama—it has four As and one B!

Q. What state does the most writing?
A. Pennsylvania!

Q. Which country is fastest?
A. Russia!

Q. Why was the math book crying?
A. It had lots of problems!

Q. What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
A. Sum-mer!

Q. What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
A. Flood-lights!

Q. What is the center of gravity?
A. The letter V!

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q. What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters?
A. Post office!

Q. What breaks when you speak?
A. Silence!

Q. What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
A. Cheerios!

Q. What breaks when you speak?
A. Silence!

Q. Why do you go to bed at night?
A. Because the bed won’t go to you!

Q. Which month do trees dislike?
A. Sep-timber!

Q. What kind of dog always knows the time?
A. A watch-dog!

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet!

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